Alcohol is fairly safe in moderate amounts, but there are times that we lose control and end up being the butt of someone’s joke. It’s happened to many of us, whether at a friends house, a bar or out in public, we’ve all felt a bit of shame at some point in our lives. There are rules to help protect the liver bashing type, like taking your shoes off before laying down on a friends couch which indicates that you’ve intentionally embarked on a sleep mission. Without warning signs like these, it’s open season for friends to grab Sharpie markers and begin drawing phallic objects on your face. We know you say to yourself that you’d never fall into that category, to that we say, stay out of our site oh drunken amateur! With that said, enjoy the classic example of a Scottish man who’s found himself drunk-in-a-box in the video above.