Aslin Beer Company's Nostalgic Throwback to When IPAs Weren't a Haze Fest

In an audacious move that can only be described as a blast from the past, Aslin Beer Company presents Clear Nights, a West Coast Style IPA that's as clear as the intentions of a telemarketer. Because in a world where IPAs are more clouded than your judgment on a Friday night, why not go retro with something you can actually see through?

Clear Nights isn't just a West Coast Style IPA; it's a liquid time machine, a hoppy homage to the good old days when IPAs didn't resemble a bowl of oatmeal. It's as if Aslin Beer Company looked at the current IPA scene, shook their heads, and said, “Remember when you could look at a beer and not mistake it for a science experiment?”

This brew is for those who yearn for the simpler times — times when beer was beer, clear was clear, and the word 'hazy' wasn't thrown around like confetti at a parade. Each sip is a journey back to the days when you could gaze lovingly into your pint and actually make eye contact with your beer.

But let’s not forget that this is a West Coast Style IPA, the kind that prides itself on being as straightforward as a highway through the desert. Clear Nights is less about the mystery and more about the unapologetic, in-your-face, piney and citrusy hop slap.

So, here's to Clear Nights, the beer that’s swimming against the current in a sea of murkiness. Cheers to Aslin Beer Company for remembering that sometimes, what you see is what you get — especially when what you see is a crystal-clear IPA, free from the haze and ready to be reckoned with.

Cheers you, silly Bastards!

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