Alewife's Tropical Twist on Pretentious Brewing

In an industry that never met a fruit or nut it didn't like to toss into a vat, Alewife Brewing presents Death To Ego The Coconut Version, a Hazy IPA that makes you wonder if the ego really died or just went on a tropical vacation. This isn't just a beer; it's an existential crisis with a hint of coconut.

Death To Ego originally sounded like a bold statement, perhaps a brave new direction in the brewing world. But then came "The Coconut Version," because nothing says 'letting go of the ego' quite like adding the most egoistical of all drupes to an already confused beer.

This brew is for those who look at a regular Hazy IPA and think, "This is good, but what it really needs is to remind me of sunscreen and bad decisions at the beach." Each sip is a journey not just into hoppiness, but into a strange, coconut-infused dimension where you can't tell if you're drinking a beer or slathering on tanning oil.

Alewife Brewing, in their infinite wisdom, decided that the only thing that could improve a hazy, hoppy IPA was to make it taste like it fell off a palm tree. Death To Ego is less of a beer and more of a liquid personality test – one that asks, "Do you like Pina Coladas, getting caught in the rain, and overcomplicated beers?"

So here's to Death To Ego, the beer that's doing its best to make sure your drinking experience is as convoluted as its name. It’s not just a beverage; it’s a beach party in a can, minus the sand and regret. Cheers, and may your ego find its way back home, suntanned and slightly confused.

Cheers you, silly Bastards!