Subluminal: An Imperial Stout So Deep, It's Practically a Black Hole
Hold onto your artisanal, hand-crafted hats, folks, because we're about to dive into the abyss of craft beer insanity with Subluminal. This Imperial Stout from Buxton Brewery, in collaboration with Stillwater Artisanal, is so dark and mysterious, it makes the Mariana Trench look like a puddle.
Brewed with the tears of sommeliers and the nightmares of beer reviewers, Subluminal defies gravity, logic, and your taste buds. Each sip is like an expedition to the center of the flavor universe, where the laws of nature no longer apply.
Expect notes of roasted coffee, chocolate, and existential dread as you navigate this brew's inky depths. It's so opaque; you'll wonder if you're drinking a beverage or participating in a séance with the ghosts of craft beer past. Is it an Imperial Stout? Is it a portal to another dimension? Who cares? Just drink it and pretend you know what you're talking about.
Join us in the quest to make craft beer tasting feel like a David Lynch film. Subluminal - because why have a straightforward beer when you can have an existential crisis in a bottle?
Cheers you, silly Bastards!
