Ommegang's Attempt to Turn Your Beer into a Brain Teaser
In an audacious move that reeks of both genius and mild pretentiousness, Brewery Ommegang introduces Nitro Three Philosophers. It’s not just a Belgian Quadrupel; it’s a full-blown existential crisis in a glass, now with added nitro because, apparently, regular existential crises just weren’t smooth enough.
This beer is the liquid equivalent of reading Nietzsche in a leather armchair while stroking a cat named Sartre. It’s for those special moments when you think, “I want a drink that not only challenges my palate but also my basic understanding of the universe.” With each sip, you’re not just tasting beer; you're embarking on a philosophical journey, contemplating the deeper meanings of life, the universe, and what on earth a Quadrupel actually is.
And let's talk about the nitro. Because why have a regular beer when you can infuse it with nitrogen and turn drinking into a science experiment? The nitro makes each sip as smooth as a velvet robe, which you'll presumably be wearing as you ponder the complexities of this high-concept brew.
Ommegang, in their infinite wisdom, named it Three Philosophers to ensure that you feel intellectually stimulated as you try to figure out whether you're drinking for pleasure or as part of a deeper quest for knowledge. It’s the kind of beer that pairs well with a thick book, a roaring fire, and an overwhelming sense of superiority.
So here’s to Nitro Three Philosophers, the beer that’s doing its utmost to ensure that your drinking experience is as complicated as your thoughts after two glasses. Cheers to Ommegang, for creating a brew that’s part philosopher, part scientist, and entirely too clever for its own good.
Cheers you, silly Bastards!
