When Your Beer Sounds Like a Sci-Fi Movie Reject

In an era where craft beer names are competing to be the plot of the next blockbuster—or at least a decent episode of "Black Mirror"—Threes Brewing throws their hat into the cosmic ring with "Beyond The Void," a Double IPA that promises to transport your taste buds to another dimension. Yes, because when I think of relaxing with a beer, I want to contemplate the vast, empty coldness of space.

First things first, let's talk about what "Beyond The Void" actually tastes like—assuming, of course, that your palate is sophisticated enough to interpret the cosmic enigma that is this brew. This Double IPA is not just a beer; it's an interstellar journey for your senses, complete with enough hops to launch a spacecraft. It’s as if the brewers decided that the only thing better than a trip to the stars was making sure you could taste the galaxy on the way there.

With "Beyond The Void," Threes Brewing has boldly gone where many brewers have gone before but added their own twist: making you feel like you need a PhD in astrophysics to fully appreciate their craft. Each sip is a leap into the unknown, with hints of citrus, pine, and the existential dread that comes from contemplating the universe's vast emptiness.

What pairs well with a beer that's essentially a love letter to the cosmos? If you're sticking with the theme, you can't go wrong with a side of astronaut ice cream or perhaps a nice, cold glass of Tang. After all, nothing complements the hoppy, out-of-this-world flavor profile of "Beyond The Void" quite like the dehydrated dairy products and synthetic orange flavor of space travel essentials.

Let's face it, the craft beer industry loves a good theme, and "Beyond The Void" taps into our collective fascination with the final frontier. It's a marketing masterstroke, promising not just a beer, but an adventure. The label might as well read, "Come for the hops, stay for the existential crisis."

"Beyond The Void" is Threes Brewing's contribution to the ever-expanding universe of craft beer, where the names are as ambitious as the flavor profiles. It's a beer for those who like their IPAs served with a side of cosmic wonder—and aren't afraid of a little space-themed melodrama with their malt.

So, here's to "Beyond The Void," the Double IPA that dares to dream bigger, hop higher, and boldly brew where no one has brewed before. May your glasses always be full, and may your journeys beyond the void bring you back to the comfort of your local barstool. Cheers to the cosmic adventurers and the beers that take us to the stars, one pint at a time.

Cheers you, magnificent silly bastards!

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