Chasing Darkness: Because Who Needs Sunlight, Anyway

Written By Bamms Money Malone

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round, because Timber Ales presents Chasing Darkness – the beer that makes you question whether daylight is overrated. Who needs a sunny day at the beach when you can have a brew that's all about embracing the shadows?

Chasing Darkness isn't just a beer; it's a lifestyle choice. With each sip, you can practically feel the existential crises piling up. Is it a stout? Is it a porter? Who cares? What matters is that you're now part of the exclusive club of people who've tried a beer with a name like Chasing Darkness.

So, if you've ever thought, "I want my beer to reflect my complex inner turmoil," Chasing Darkness is here to provide an experience that'll have you pondering the meaning of life with every sip. Cheers to craft beer for keeping us in the dark – both literally and figuratively!

Bamms Money Malone

Hailing from the heart of the city where the beats are as hard as the streets, Bamms Money Malone, known in the ring and on the mic as "The Vanilla Gorilla," stands as a towering figure of raw strength and unbridled talent. Born with the name Bamms Money Malone, he swiftly outgrew the bounds of normalcy, forging his own path with the ferocity of a silverback and the swagger of a street-savvy entrepreneur.

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