Ever Grain Brewing's Hop Bomb That's Ready to Leap Into Overkill
In an industry where brewers often seem to be playing a game of 'who can add more hops,' Ever Grain Brewing Co. leaps into the fray with Missile Toad, a Triple IPA that’s as subtle as a frog in a ballet class. Because, in the world of IPAs, why settle for a gentle hop when you can launch a full-on amphibious assault?
Missile Toad isn't just a Triple IPA; it's a hop explosion with a whimsical name that makes you wonder if the brewers were just having a laugh. It's as if Ever Grain looked at the concept of a balanced beer and thought, “Nah, let’s just see how far we can push this before it becomes a salad.”
Each sip of Missile Toad is like playing a game of hopscotch in a field of hop mines – intense, overwhelming, and leaving you wondering if you’ve made some questionable life choices. It’s perfect for those who like their beer like they like their action movies: over-the-top, full of unnecessary explosions, and with a plot that’s secondary to the spectacle.
But let’s address the 'Triple' part. Because in the craft beer universe, 'triple' is a magic word that transforms a regular IPA into a monstrous hop-beast, capable of leaping tall buildings and scaring away the uninitiated.
So, here’s to Missile Toad, the beer that’s less of a drinking experience and more of an extreme sport. Cheers to Ever Grain Brewing Co., for creating a brew that’s part amphibian, part missile, and entirely a hoppy juggernaut. It’s not just a beer; it’s a leap of faith into a pond of hops.
Cheers you, silly Bastards!
