Grimm Artisanal Ales' Mystic Attempt at a Predictable DIPA
In an industry where every IPA tries to prophesy your hoppy future, Grimm Artisanal Ales presents Oracle Deck, a Double IPA that's as predictable as a fortune teller at a county fair. Because, in the craft beer world, why make a simple beer when you can shroud it in mystery and call it 'artisanal'?
Oracle Deck isn't just a Double IPA; it's a tarot reading in a can. It’s as if the brewers at Grimm looked into their crystal ball and saw a vision: a beer so hop-forward, it could predict your future (spoiler: it involves buying another beer).
Each sip of this brew is like drawing a card from a mystical deck, except every card just says "HOPS" in big, bold letters. It’s perfect for those who like their beers like they like their horoscopes: vague, slightly mystifying, and open to interpretation.
But let's talk about the 'Double' part of this IPA. Because why settle for a regular old IPA when you can double the hops and slap on a label that suggests esoteric knowledge? "Oracle Deck" isn't just a beer; it's a hop-laden journey to enlightenment, or at least to the bottom of your glass.
So, here’s to Oracle Deck, the beer that’s less about brewing and more about divining. It’s not just a beverage; it’s a mystical experience, a foray into the unknown realms of hoppy excess. Cheers to Grimm Artisanal Ales, for crafting a brew that's part prediction, part potion, and entirely predictable.
Cheers you, silly Bastards!
