When Your Beer Decides to Double as Your Morning Coffee
Ah, "Kujo," the Cold Brew Coffee Porter from Flying Dog Brewery – because why decide between a caffeine fix and a beer buzz when you can irresponsibly have both at once? It's the beverage equivalent of putting on a pair of socks and sandals: a combination that somehow works, but leaves everyone slightly confused and questioning your life choices.
This beer is for those who wake up and think, “You know what my coffee is missing? Alcohol.” Kujo has bravely ventured into the no-man's land between your coffee cup and your beer glass, merging two worlds that, like in-laws at a wedding, aren’t always sure they should be in the same room together.
Flying Dog Brewery, in their infinite wisdom, has looked at the craft beer landscape and thought, “What this really needs is more confusion.” Why settle for a regular porter, when you can throw in some cold brew and watch beer purists and coffee aficionados alike squirm in their seats?
Kujo isn’t just a beer; it’s a morning routine disruptor. It’s the answer to a question nobody asked but we’re all secretly glad was answered. Each sip leaves you wondering whether you’re going to be wide awake or gently buzzed – or perhaps some bewildering state in between.
So here’s to Kujo, the beer for those who like their coffee like they like their existential dilemmas – dark, complex, and slightly alcoholic. Cheers to Flying Dog Brewery, for blurring the lines between barista and brewmaster in the most deliciously confusing way possible
Cheers you, silly Bastards!
