Omnipollo's Audacious Expedition into 'How High Can ABV Go?' Territory
Omnipollo, never one to shy away from the 'go big or go home' approach, proudly presents Elmer NMT, an Imperial Stout that's gunning for a spot in the beer hall of fame with a staggering 15.5% ABV. Because in the craft beer world, subtlety is so last season, and apparently, so is remembering your evening.
Elmer NMT isn't just an Imperial Stout; it's a full-throttle, no-apologies plunge into the deep end of the alcohol pool. It seems the brewers at Omnipollo looked at traditional stouts and thought, “Cute, but let’s make something that doubles as a personality test.”
Taking a sip of this brew is akin to stepping into a rocket ship, where the countdown is your rapidly diminishing sense of restraint. It's perfect for those who treat their beer choices like a dare, a feat of strength, or a test of their willpower against the siren call of hops and malt.
But let’s talk about the 'Imperial' part of this stout. In the craft beer universe, 'imperial' is a not-so-secret code for 'buckle up.' This isn't just a beer; it's a boozy behemoth, a liquid odyssey that challenges both your taste buds and your ability to stand up straight afterward.
So here's to Elmer NMT, the beer that’s less about sipping for pleasure and more about embarking on a high-ABV adventure. Cheers to Omnipollo for crafting a stout that’s part liquid bravado, part malt madness, and entirely an exercise in pushing the ABV envelope.
Cheers you, silly Bastards!
