Kujo Cold Brew Coffee Porter: Because Your Coffee Deserves a Beer Break

Written By Bamms Money Malone

Prepare for a wake-up call, folks, because Flying Dog Brewery brought Kujo – the Cold Brew Coffee Porter that's here to prove that your caffeine fix deserves a little kick. Who needs a plain old cup of joe when you can have one that sounds like it's ready to party?

Kujo isn't just a beer; it's your morning pick-me-up and nightcap all in one. With each sip, you can practically hear the coffee beans applauding. Is it bold and robust? Absolutely. Is it rich and full-bodied? Like a coffee shop with dimmed lights. Is it necessary? Well, only if you believe that your beer should double as your barista.

So, if you've ever thought, "My beer should brew like a chemex," Kujo is here to ensure that your beer-drinking experience is as caffeinated as it gets. Cheers to craft beer for blurring the line between morning and night – and for keeping you awake for all the brew-ha-ha!

Cheers you, silly Bastards!

Bamms Money Malone

Hailing from the heart of the city where the beats are as hard as the streets, Bamms Money Malone, known in the ring and on the mic as "The Vanilla Gorilla," stands as a towering figure of raw strength and unbridled talent. Born with the name Bamms Money Malone, he swiftly outgrew the bounds of normalcy, forging his own path with the ferocity of a silverback and the swagger of a street-savvy entrepreneur.

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