Blackout Jinx: When You Want Your Beer to Sound Like a Failed Magic Trick
Hold onto your top hats and rabbit ears, folks, because Marlowe Artisanal Ales presents Blackout Jinx – the beer that's here to remind you that not all magic tricks end with applause. Who needs a beer that's easy to pronounce when you can have one that sounds like it's hiding something up its sleeve?
Blackout Jinx isn't just a beer; it's a disappearing act for your taste buds. With each sip, you'll wonder if your palate has vanished into thin air. Is it dark? Absolutely. Is it mysterious? You bet. Is it necessary? Well, only if you believe that your beer should leave you pondering where the flavor disappeared to.
So, if you've ever thought, "My beer should be as enigmatic as a magician's secrets," Blackout Jinx is here to ensure that your beer-drinking experience is as perplexing as it gets. Cheers to craft beer for keeping us guessing, even when we just want a straightforward pint!
Cheers you, silly Bastards!
