902 Brewing's Indecisive IPA That Can't Choose a Zip Code
In a daring attempt to cover all bases of the afterlife (and New Jersey), 902 Brewing presents Heaven, Hell, Or Hoboken, an IPA that's as confused about its identity as a GPS in a tunnel. Because in the craft beer world, why settle for a mundane name when you can promise a metaphysical journey in every sip?
Heaven, Hell, Or Hoboken isn't just an IPA; it's a spiritual (and geographical) dilemma. It’s as if the brewers threw darts at a map and a theology textbook and said, “Let’s just brew something that lands in the middle.” Each sip swings wildly between celestial delight and infernal intensity, with a hint of New Jersey charm – because nothing says 'heavenly' quite like Hoboken.
This brew is for those who like their beer to come with existential questions. It’s for the beer enthusiast who, when asked what they’re drinking, prefers to reply with a philosophical riddle. “Is it a taste of heaven, a sip of hell, or just a tribute to Hoboken? Who knows, but it sure is hoppy!”
But let’s not forget the IPA aspect. Because in a world where IPAs are more common than pigeons in a city park, Heaven, Hell, Or Hoboken is trying its best to stand out, even if it means combining the afterlife with a bustling New Jersey city.
So here's to Heaven, Hell, Or Hoboken, the beer that’s less about the destination and more about the existential journey. Cheers to 902 Brewing, for creating a brew that’s part divine revelation, part fiery abyss, and entirely a New Jersey postcard. It’s not just a beer; it’s a metaphysical quandary in a pint glass.
Cheers you, silly Bastards!
