Lord Hobo's Boozy Tribute to Your Favorite Ice Cream Flavor
In a world where stouts have become more dessert menu than drink, Lord Hobo Brewing Co. introduces J.P. Licks, the Chocolate Mint Ice Cream Stout that's so on the nose, you might get a brain freeze. Because why enjoy a beer and dessert separately when you can just muddle them together into a confusing, albeit delicious, liquid conundrum?
This isn't just a stout; it's a Willy Wonka experiment gone rogue. It’s as if Lord Hobo looked at a traditional stout and thought, “You know what this needs? An identity crisis.” Each sip is a rollercoaster of flavors that leaves you wondering whether you're drinking a beer or spooning through your dessert from last night's fancy dinner.
J.P. Licks is perfect for those who enjoy their beer with a side of nostalgia and a hint of 'why the heck not?' It's for the craft beer lover who thinks, “I love stout, but could it also taste like that ice cream I had when I was eight?” Lord Hobo has bravely ventured into this sweet abyss, crafting a brew that’s part chocolate, part mint, part stout, and entirely a dessert masquerading as a grown-up beverage.
But let’s face it, this beer is more than just a drink; it's a statement. A statement that says, “Yes, I like my alcohol to remind me of simpler times when my biggest worry was ice cream melting down my hand.” It’s for the beer aficionado who likes to push the boundaries of what beer can be, one scoop... I mean, sip, at a time.
So here's to J.P. Licks, the beer for those who refuse to let go of their childhood but still want to adult with a pint in hand. Cheers to Lord Hobo, for blurring the lines between happy hour and dessert time in the most playfully delicious way.
Cheers you, silly Bastards!
