Pipeworks' Brew That’s Basically a Comic Book in a Can

In the latest episode of "What Will Craft Brewers Think of Next?" Pipeworks Brewing Company presents NvU vs The Haze, an Imperial IPA that sounds more like a Saturday morning cartoon showdown than a drink. Because, let’s face it, in the craft beer world, the only thing better than a ninja or a unicorn is throwing them both into a haze of hops and seeing who emerges victorious.

This beer isn’t just a beverage; it’s an epic battle royale, encapsulated in a 16-ounce can. It’s the answer to a question nobody asked but we’re all kind of curious about now: Who would win in a fight, a ninja or a unicorn, if both were inexplicably trapped in a fog of IPA?

NvU vs The Haze is brewed for the kind of beer enthusiast who likes their ale with a side of fantastical mayhem. It’s got more hops than a ninja's arsenal and more mystical allure than a unicorn's mane, all wrapped up in a hazy mist that’s thicker than the plot of a fantasy novel.

Each sip is a foray into a realm where the laws of brewing are mere suggestions and the concepts of ninjas and unicorns are somehow relevant to your drinking experience. It's as if the folks at Pipeworks thought, “Sure, we could make a regular IPA, but why not throw in some mythical creatures and martial artists for good measure?”

So, grab a can, pour it out, and get ready to pick a side in this legendary feud. NvU vs The Haze is the beer for those who like their drinks with a dose of absurdity and a hint of an identity crisis. Because why settle for a boring old beer when you can have a full-on fantasy saga in your glass?

Cheers you, silly Bastards!

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