Procrastinator Imperial Stout: Because Why Do Today What You Can Drink Tomorrow?

Written By Bamms Money Malone

Ladies and gentlemen grab your planners because Brasserie des Franches-Montagnes presents Procrastinator Imperial Stout – the beer that takes procrastination to a whole new level. Who needs punctuality when you can have a brew that practically begs you to put things off?

Procrastinator Imperial Stout isn't just a beer; it's a reminder that deadlines are overrated. With each sip, you can practically feel your to-do list growing longer. Is it robust? Certainly. Is it bold? Without a doubt. Is it necessary? Well, it depends on whether you have important tasks to avoid.

So, if you've ever thought, "My beer should be a reflection of my life choices," Procrastinator Imperial Stout is here to ensure that your beer-drinking experience is as laid-back as your approach to responsibilities. Cheers to craft beer for encouraging us to sip now and worry later!

Cheers you, silly Bastards!

Bamms Money Malone

Hailing from the heart of the city where the beats are as hard as the streets, Bamms Money Malone, known in the ring and on the mic as "The Vanilla Gorilla," stands as a towering figure of raw strength and unbridled talent. Born with the name Bamms Money Malone, he swiftly outgrew the bounds of normalcy, forging his own path with the ferocity of a silverback and the swagger of a street-savvy entrepreneur.

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