Ever Grain Brewing's Coffee Stout That's Practically a Caffeinated Glue Trap

Ever Grain Brewing Co., in a bold move that blurs the line between brewing and barista-ing, presents Sticky Beans, a Coffee Stout that seems to have taken the 'coffee' part a bit too literally. Because why have a regular stout when you can basically ferment a coffee shop?

Sticky Beans isn't just a Coffee Stout; it's a liquid homage to every hipster's dream. It's as if the brewers thought, “What do people love? Coffee. What else? Beer. Let's just mash them together and see what happens.” The result? A brew that's one part stout, one part espresso, and entirely an identity crisis in a can.

Each sip is like a journey to the heart of a coffee bean, if that heart was drowning in malt and had a penchant for dark, brooding flavors. It’s perfect for those who can’t decide if they’re in the mood for a nightcap or a pick-me-up – or for those who simply enjoy confusing their taste buds.

But let’s address the 'Sticky' in Sticky Beans. In the craft beer world, 'sticky' is usually not an attribute you aim for, but Ever Grain Brewing Co. decided to throw caution to the wind. This beer isn’t just a beverage; it’s a flavor trap, ensnaring your senses with its syrupy, caffeinated embrace.

So here's to Sticky Beans, the beer that’s less about the subtle art of brewing and more about seeing how much coffee you can cram into a stout before it starts filing taxes as a latte. Cheers to Ever Grain Brewing Co., for creating a brew that’s part breakfast, part happy hour, and entirely a sticky situation.

Cheers you, silly Bastards!

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