Stout De Muerto: Because Who Needs Coffee When Your Beer Wakes You UP.

Written By Bamms Money Malone

Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for a fiesta in a glass because 902 Brewing presents Stout De Muerto – the Milk Stout that's here to remind you that even beer needs a dash of the afterlife. Who needs a plain old stout when you can have one that sounds like it's ready to join a mariachi band?

Stout De Muerto isn't just a beer; it's a Dia de los Muertos celebration. With each sip, you can practically hear the cheerful music and smell the marigolds. Is it rich and creamy? Absolutely. Is it sweet and decadent? Like a dessert table at the Day of the Dead feast. Is it necessary? Well, only if you believe that your beer should come with a sugar skull garnish.

So, if you've ever thought, "My beer should be as lively as a Mexican fiesta," Stout De Muerto is here to ensure that your beer-drinking experience is as vibrant as it gets. Cheers to craft beer for bringing a taste of the afterlife to your glass – without the need for a séance!

Cheers you, silly Bastards!

Bamms Money Malone

Hailing from the heart of the city where the beats are as hard as the streets, Bamms Money Malone, known in the ring and on the mic as "The Vanilla Gorilla," stands as a towering figure of raw strength and unbridled talent. Born with the name Bamms Money Malone, he swiftly outgrew the bounds of normalcy, forging his own path with the ferocity of a silverback and the swagger of a street-savvy entrepreneur.

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