KCBC's Opaque Attempt at a Stout That's Darker Than Your Ex's Heart
In an age where stouts are more like a dessert tray than a beer, KCBC - Kings County Brewers Collective presents What We Don't See, the Imperial Stout so dark and mysterious, it's like the Batman of the beer world. Because why have a beer that you can actually see through when you can instead ponder the impenetrable mysteries of the universe with each sip?
What We Don't See is a stout that takes itself as seriously as a philosophy major during finals week. It's as if KCBC decided, “Let’s make a beer that's not just a beverage; it’s a contemplative experience.” Each gulp offers a brooding journey into the depths of darkness, where the only light at the end of the tunnel is the next sip.
This isn't just a stout; it’s a liquid enigma. It’s perfect for those who like their beer to double as a meal and a metaphysical puzzle. With every sip, you find yourself wondering, “What don’t I see? Is it the bottom of my glass? The end of this pint? Or the existential truth of my own being?”
But let’s not forget the ‘Imperial’ part. Because in the craft beer universe, 'Imperial' means 'hold onto your hats, this is going to be a boozy ride.' It’s like KCBC looked at a regular stout and thought, “Cute. Now let's turn it up to eleven.”
So here’s to What We Don't See, the beer for those who enjoy their stouts like they enjoy their existential dread: deep, complex, and with a lingering sense of intrigue. Cheers to KCBC, for crafting a brew that’s part mystery, part stout, and entirely an exploration of the darker side of beer.
Cheers you, silly Bastards!
