The Tool You Didn't Know You Needed In Your Beer Arsenal

In the illustrious world of craft beer, where the titles are as hazy as the IPAs, Industrial Arts Brewing has thrown their hat into the ring with a mechanical marvel known as "Torque Wrench." It's a Hazy Double IPA, because, let's face it, if your beer isn't murky enough to obscure a small craft sailing through it, are you even trying?

The first thing you'll notice about Torque Wrench is its name, evoking images of grease-stained overalls and the sweet scent of WD-40—exactly what you want to think about as you take your first sip of this hoppy concoction. It's as if the folks at Industrial Arts Brewing said, "What do people love more than beer? That's right, auto repair," and thus, a star was born.

Diving into the taste, Torque Wrench offers an intricate blend of flavors that can only be described as 'mechanically inclined.' With each sip, you're hit with the robust, oily notes of a well-used wrench, combined with the delicate aftertaste of a freshly opened can of paint thinner. It's the kind of beverage that makes you wonder, "Should I be drinking this, or using it to loosen the bolts on my car?"

But fear not, for beneath its rugged, industrial exterior lies a heart of pure, unadulterated haze. It's brewed with the tears of hops that thought they were destined for a clearer, less ambiguous beer, only to find themselves trapped in this delightful fog of confusion. The result is a beer so mystifying, you'll need a compass and a flashlight to navigate its depths.

What does one pair with a beer named after a garage tool? The traditionalists might lean towards a classic pub fare, but those in the know will reach for a handful of nuts and bolts, the only snack that truly complements the metallic undertones of this unique brew. After all, why settle for cheese and crackers when you can have iron and steel?

In conclusion, Torque Wrench by Industrial Arts Brewing is more than just a beer; it's a tribute to the unsung heroes of the workshop, a hazy ode to the art of craftsmanship. It's for those who believe that a little grit in their brew adds character, and that the best beers are those that can double as a solvent in a pinch.

So, here's to Torque Wrench, the beer that dares to ask, "Can you fix it?" And whether "it" refers to your leaky faucet or your need for a quality buzz, the answer is a resounding yes. Cheers to the hazy, hoppy, and undeniably hardware-inspired future of craft beer.

Cheers you, silly Bastards!

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