The Winter Ale That's Trying Too Hard to Be Cool

Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but the Belgian Freeze from River Horse Brewing Co. is so... well, let’s go with 'delightful' for the sake of argument. This Winter Ale boasts an 8% ABV, which is perfect for those days when you want to forget that you’re wearing five layers and your face hurts from the cold.

Belgian Freeze because nothing says 'winter' like a beer that can double as antifreeze. This is the brew you reach for when you need to thaw from the inside out, or when you just want to challenge your taste buds to a snowball fight. It’s a seasonal sensation that promises to be as Belgian as waffles and as wintery as delayed flights during a snowstorm.

The River Horse Brewing team apparently took a look at the thermometer, saw it dipping below freezing, and thought, “Hey, why not make a beer that could keep a polar bear cozy?” Thus, the Belgian Freeze was born—a beer so winter-ready, it practically comes with its own knit sweater and a disdain for the summer sun.

So, wrap your frostbitten fingers around a pint of this frosty ferment, and sip away the chill. Just remember, while the Belgian Freeze might help you forget the sub-zero temperatures outside, it won't help you shovel your driveway. But after a couple of glasses, you might just be convinced to build that igloo you've always talked about. Cheers to winter warmers that make the cold slightly more bearable and a whole lot boozier!

Cheers you, silly Bastards!

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