Fifth Frame Brewing's Galactic Attempt at Text-Savvy Beers

In an industry that’s already ventured into every conceivable flavor galaxy, Fifth Frame Brewing Co. boldly sends HMU (Hit Me Up), an Interstellar IPA, into the crowded cosmos of craft beer. Because what better way to connect with the youth than a beer that sounds like a late-night text message?

HMU isn't just an IPA; it’s a liquid wink to the smartphone generation, a hoppy nod to modern communication. It’s as if the brewers at Fifth Frame thought, “How can we make our beer sound more hip? Let’s name it after a text abbreviation, but make it interstellar, because space is cool, right?”

Each sip of this beer is like receiving a cosmic message in a bottle (or can), beamed down from the far reaches of the hop universe. It's perfect for those who like their beer to come with a side of trendiness and a hint of “We’re still cool, right?”

But let’s address the 'Interstellar' part. Because why settle for a terrestrial IPA when you can add a space-age twist? HMU isn’t just a beer; it’s a hop rocket, launching your taste buds into a new dimension where bitterness knows no bounds and the concept of 'too much' is light years away.

So here's to HMU, the beer that’s trying its best to stay relevant in a digital age. Cheers to Fifth Frame Brewing Co., for boldly going where many brewers have gone before but adding a touch of texting charm. It’s not just a beer; it’s a conversation starter, a galactic journey, and a reminder to check your messages.

Cheers you, silly Bastards!

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