When Brewers Don't Spoil the Broth, They Just complicate It

In an epic collaboration that might make you wonder if there were too many brewers in the brewhouse, Modist Brewing Co., Burial Beer Co., and TRVE Brewing Company present Illbrewminati Vol. 3, a Helles Lager that's as complex in its creation as its conspiratorial name suggests. Because why have one brewery make a beer when you can have three and turn the whole thing into a craft beer summit?

Illbrewminati Vol. 3 isn't just a Helles Lager; it's a brewing brain trust in liquid form. It's as if each brewery brought their secret handshake to the table and said, “Let’s make something that no one will understand, but everyone will talk about.” Each sip is a mysterious journey through a labyrinth of flavors, leaving you to wonder, “What exactly am I tasting, and which brewery do I thank or blame?”

This beer is perfect for those who like their lagers with a side of intrigue and a backstory that's more layered than an onion wearing a parka. It’s a brew that says, “We could have made this simple, but where’s the fun in that?” It’s for the beer aficionado who thinks, “I love a good lager, but only if it’s been crafted by a committee of the brewing elite.”

But let’s not forget the ‘Vol. 3’ part. Because in the world of craft beer, nothing says success like turning your beer into a trilogy. It’s the beverage equivalent of a blockbuster movie franchise, complete with fan theories and debates over which volume was the best.

So, hats off to Illbrewminati Vol. 3, the beer that’s trying to be the Illuminati of the brewing world. It’s not just a drink; it’s a cryptic collaboration, a sudsy summit of brewing minds. Cheers, and may you enjoy deciphering the flavors as much as these brewers enjoyed concocting them.

Cheers you, silly Bastards!