Evil Twin Brewing's Overachieving Ale That's Trying Too Hard to Impress
In the ever-escalating race to craft the booziest of brews, Evil Twin Brewing NYC unveils Batch No. 1000, an Old Ale that's not just old, but ancient like the pyramids, and almost as heavy. At a staggering 13% ABV, this beer is less a beverage and more a dare in a bottle. Because why make a beer that merely complements your evening when you can make one that obliterates it?
Batch No. 1000 is for those who looked at their beer and thought, "This is great, but could it also double as a meal and a half?" It's as if Evil Twin Brewing NYC decided to celebrate their 1000th batch by challenging the very laws of brewing and gravity.
Each sip is a journey through time and space, with a heaviness that suggests it might have its own gravitational pull. This isn’t just a beer; it’s a liquid odyssey, a testament to the brewery's relentless pursuit to push the boundaries of what’s considered a reasonable ABV. It’s perfect for the beer enthusiast who believes that a nightcap should also be potent enough to be the last thing you remember.
But let’s talk about the 'Old' in Old Ale. This isn’t your grandpa’s ale; it's more like something your grandpa found in the back of a forgotten cellar and thought, “This might still be good.” It's a brew that says, “We’ve been doing this for a thousand batches, and we still enjoy messing with you.”
So here’s to Batch No. 1000, the beer that’s bravely standing at the intersection of brewing and madness. It’s not just a drink; it’s a heavyweight champion in the world of craft beers, a toast to the bold, the brave, and the slightly unhinged. Cheers, Evil Twin Brewing NYC, for creating a beer that’s as epic as it is potent. May your liver forgive you.
Cheers you, silly Bastards!
