The DIPA That's Less Subtle Than a New Jersey Turnpike
Buckle up, beer lovers, because New Jersey Beer Co has decided the world needs yet another Double IPA, creatively named... wait for it... Nelson. Because nothing says innovation like using the same hop variety as the beer's name. It's like naming your child "Human." Groundbreaking.
Nelson isn't just any DIPA; it's a hoppy haymaker to the palate, a double-fisted salute to subtlety. It's as if the brewers thought, “What should we do for our next beer? Oh, I know, let’s double everything and see what happens.” Each sip is like diving into a pool filled with Nelson Sauvin hops, and guess what? The pool is also on fire.
But let's talk about the name. Nelson. It's bold, it's brash, it's... a first name. It's like they couldn’t decide whether they were naming a beer or adopting a Labrador. And yet, it's so in-your-face confident, you can't help but think, “Well, they must be onto something, right?”
This beer is perfect for those who believe that the only way to truly enjoy a hop is to be assaulted by it. It's for the IPA aficionado who, when asked what they want in a beer, simply grunts, “More.” Nelson is less of a beverage and more of a hoppy hazing ritual.
So here’s to Nelson, the beer that’s about as subtle as a New Jersey diner at 2 AM. It’s not just a DIPA; it’s a relentless, unapologetic, full-throttle ride down the hop highway. Cheers to New Jersey Beer Co, for reminding us that when it comes to IPAs, more is always more, and yes, you can name a beer like it’s your buddy.
Cheers you, silly Bastards!
