Because Not Every Craft Beer Needs to Taste Like a Fruit Salad
Welcome to the Crossroads, where the beer flows like an episode of "Cheers" and every pint tells a story. Today's yarn? The Crossroads House Lager, a beer so unpretentiously beer-flavored, it's practically a unicorn in today’s craft scene. That's right, it's a lager. Not an imperial-double-barrel-aged-lactose-infused-lager. Just. Lager.
In a market flooded with beers that have more adjuncts than a high school English class, the Crossroads House Lager stands out by not standing out at all. It’s the wallflower at the beer prom, the quiet one you ignore while you chase after the IPAs wearing too much citrus. But just like in every teen movie, that wallflower is the one you should be taking to the dance floor.
Brewed with the revolutionary idea that sometimes people want a beer that tastes like, well, beer, Crossroads Brewing Company has crafted this lager for those who appreciate the finer things in life—like being able to drink a few without feeling like you’ve swallowed a botanical garden.
But don’t be fooled, this isn't your grandpa's bland, mass-produced lager. Oh no, this is a craft lager, which means it's made with love, care, and just a touch of superiority. It whispers rather than screams, "I'm brewed by people who wear flannel unironically."
So grab a Crossroads House Lager when you’re at the crossroads of wanting a beer that won't overshadow your meal, your conversation, or your hangover. It’s the brew for those who say, "Give me liberty, or give me a beer that doesn't require a five-minute flavor dissertation." Here's to you, Crossroads, for giving us a lager that's as comfortable as an old pair of jeans, and just as exciting. Cheers to simplicity!
Cheers you, silly Bastards!