The Hazy IPA That's Nudging Its Way into the Beer Snobbery Circle

Let's give a slow-clap welcome to the latest creation that’s bounding out of WeldWerks Brewing Co., the Boopable Snoot. This hazy IPA is for all those who find joy in cutesy beer names that sound more like viral pet video than a beverage. It's here to remind you that, yes, in the craft beer world, anything goes—even naming a beer after what you do to your dog's nose.

Boopable Snoot is WeldWerks’ fluff-filled hop pillow, delivering a one-two punch of whimsy and foggy beer glasses. It’s packed with enough juicy hops to make you question if you're drinking a beer or if you've accidentally face-planted into a fruit stand. And let's talk haze—this brew is murkier than the plot of a soap opera. It's as if someone whispered the word "clear" near the vat, and the beer took it as a personal challenge.

Now, don’t misunderstand. It’s not that we’re against IPAs, hazy or otherwise. It’s just that we're waiting for the day when brewers run out of adjectives to add before "IPA." But until that day comes, let’s raise our glasses to Boopable Snoot, the hazy IPA so whimsically named, it makes you wonder whether you should drink it, cuddle it, or cast it in a cartoon.

Whether you’re a beer enthusiast who thinks the word “boopable” should be reserved for noses of the canine variety, or a hop aficionado looking for your next juicy jaunt, this beer is guaranteed to at least make you say, "Huh, that's a name for a beer alright." So, cheers to the Boopable Snoot! Because in the land of craft beers, the one with the quirkiest name wins.

Cheers you, silly Bastards!

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