Ancient Mathematics Session IPA: Because Who Needs Modern Calculations Anyway?

Written By Bamms Money Malone

Grab an abacus people , because Hackensack Brewing has unleashed Ancient Mathematics – the Session IPA that's here to remind you that math hasn't changed much in thousands of years. Who needs a beer that's easy to calculate when you can have one that sounds like it requires a slide rule?

Ancient Mathematics Session IPA isn't just a beer; it's a mathematical enigma. With each sip, you can practically hear the echoes of Pythagoras trying to figure out the hypotenuse. Is it hoppy? Maybe. Is it bitter? Like trying to solve for 'x.' Is it necessary? Well, only if you believe your beer should come with a chalkboard and a geometry lesson.

So, if you've ever thought, "My beer should make me question the Pythagorean theorem," Ancient Mathematics is here to ensure that your beer-drinking experience is as perplexing as a calculus final. Cheers to craft beer for reminding us that some things never go out of style, like ancient math and quirky brews!

Cheers you, silly Bastards!

Bamms Money Malone

Hailing from the heart of the city where the beats are as hard as the streets, Bamms Money Malone, known in the ring and on the mic as "The Vanilla Gorilla," stands as a towering figure of raw strength and unbridled talent. Born with the name Bamms Money Malone, he swiftly outgrew the bounds of normalcy, forging his own path with the ferocity of a silverback and the swagger of a street-savvy entrepreneur.

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