Old Rasputin Russian Imperial Stout: Because Beards and Stout Just Go Together, Right?

Brace yourselves for a beard tastic journey into the dark and brooding world of North Coast Brewing Company's Old Rasputin a Russian Imperial Stout that practically demands a beard to sip it. Who needs a beer that doesn't require a beard grooming kit when you can have one that sounds like it could grow a beard of its own?

Old Rasputin isn't just a beer it's a testament to facial hair greatness. With each sip, you can practically feel your beard follicles becoming more robust. Is it dark and rich? Absolutely. Is it bold and powerful? Like a bearded Viking warrior. Is it necessary? Well, only if you believe that your beer should come with a complimentary flannel shirt.

So, if you've ever thought, "My beer should have a beard longer than mine," Old Rasputin is here to ensure that your beer-drinking experience is as manly as it gets. Cheers to craft beer for reminding us that even our stouts can rock a beard with pride!

Cheers you, silly Bastards!

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