Astronaut Ice Cream Milkshake: Because 'Regular IPA' is So Last Week!
Ah, behold the age of experimentation in the world of craft beers. Abomination Brewing Company, clearly running out of objects to channel into their beers, proudly presents the Astronaut Ice Cream Milkshake. And if you thought that was a mouthful, it's a Double Milkshake IPA, because why stop at the first milkshake when you can double down on the absurdity?
Let's deconstruct this monstrosity, shall we? Astronaut Ice Cream - for those moments when regular, gravity-bound ice cream is just too mainstream. You know, for all those times you thought, This ice cream is fine, but what if it was freeze-dried and consumed in the void of space?
Then, to throw the laws of liquid physics and common sense to the wind, they decided it should be a milkshake, too. But not just any milkshake, a DOUBLE Milkshake IPA. I can only assume this means it was doubly inspired by the kind of ice cream that astronauts may or may not actually even eat. Space-age meets Stone Age in a bewildering ballet of brewing.
The real kicker is the IPA addition. Because nothing complements the delicate notes of freeze-dried dessert like the punchy bitterness of hops. It's like pairing a fine wine with a Twinkie. Groundbreaking and gut-churning all at once.
A toast to Abomination Brewing Company! Thank you for confirming that just because you can brew something, doesn't necessarily mean you should. But if you've ever wondered what it feels like to drink a beer that's having an identity crisis, well, look no further. Cheers to boldly drinking what no man with common sense has drunk before!
Cheers you, silly Bastards!
