Neon Dragonfly: The Beer That's as Clear as Your Third-Cousin's Startup Business Plan
In a world drowning in craft beer labels that sound like they were conjured up during a fever dream, 18th Ward Brewing steps up to the plate with Neon Dragonfly. Because when you're wading through the hazy swamp of the beer industry, what you really need is a Double New England Hazy IPA to confuse your senses even more.
Let's dissect this specimen, shall we? “Neon” suggests something bright and artificial, much like the gleam in the eyes of the beer aficionado pretending to understand the bartender’s spiel about hop varieties. Dragonfly – because nothing evokes the delicate dance of hoppy and fruity notes quite like an insect with a lifespan shorter than the shelf-life of this can.
But wait, there's more! It’s not just a New England Hazy IPA; it’s a Double Hazy IPA. Because why experience mere confusion when you can double down and reach a state of complete bewilderment? It's like saying, “I liked that maze, now give me one with no exit.”
And of course, it's hazy – the buzzword that screams, We’ve thrown in everything but the kitchen sink, and even then, we hesitated. The haziness is a visual metaphor for the mystery of what you’re actually drinking. Is it hops? Is it fruit? Is it the tears of a brewmaster who realized he went too far? No one knows.
So here’s to you, 18th Ward Brewing. You’ve managed to create a beer that’s not just a beverage, but a conversation starter, a head scratcher, and a tongue twister all in one. Neon Dragonfly – because who doesn't love a beer that sounds like a psychedelic experience at a bug-themed discotheque? Cheers, or whatever.
Cheers you, silly Bastards!
