Black Miso Russian Imperial Stout: Who KNEW Your Beer Needed an Identity Crisis

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to have your mouth hole embark on a journey of culinary confusion, as Japas Cervejaria presents Black Miso – the Russian Imperial Stout that's not quite sure whether it's a beer or a bowl of ramen. Who needs a clear beer identity when you can have one as murky as the midnight sky?

Black Miso Russian Imperial Stout isn't just a beer; it's a culinary conundrum. With each sip, you'll wonder if you should pair it with soy sauce or a side of gyoza. Is it rich and roasty? Yes. Is it savory? That's debatable. Is it necessary? Well, it's the stout that asks more questions than it answers.

So, if you've ever thought, "My beer should double as a menu item," Black Miso is here to ensure that your beer-drinking experience is as baffling as it gets. Cheers to craft beer for blurring the lines between the taproom and the kitchen!

Cheers you, silly Bastards!

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