I Bless the Reins: Because Hazy IPA’S Needed Divine Intervention

Written By Bamms Money Malone

Hold onto your chalices, folks, because Bolero Snort Brewery has graced us with "I Bless the Reins" – a New England Style Hazy IPA that's practically on a divine mission. Who needs regular beer when you can have a brew that sounds like it's been sprinkled with holy water?

"I Bless the Reins" isn't just a beer; it's a spiritual experience in a can. With each sip, you can practically hear a heavenly chorus harmonizing in the background. Is it hazy? Oh, absolutely. Is it juicy? Like the nectar of the gods. Is it necessary? Well, only if you believe that your beer should come with its own choir of angels.

So, if you've ever thought, "My beer should be more sacred than my Sunday sermon," "I Bless the Reins" is here to ensure that your beer-drinking experience is as heavenly as it gets. Cheers to craft beer for reminding us that divine intervention comes in many forms – including a hazy IPA!

Cheers you, silly Bastards!

Bamms Money Malone

Hailing from the heart of the city where the beats are as hard as the streets, Bamms Money Malone, known in the ring and on the mic as "The Vanilla Gorilla," stands as a towering figure of raw strength and unbridled talent. Born with the name Bamms Money Malone, he swiftly outgrew the bounds of normalcy, forging his own path with the ferocity of a silverback and the swagger of a street-savvy entrepreneur.

https://www.christramos.com/
Previous

Black Miso Russian Imperial Stout: Who KNEW Your Beer Needed an Identity Crisis
Next

6 Feet Apart IPA: Because Even Beers Need Their Personal Space