6 Feet Apart IPA: Because Even Beers Need Their Personal Space

Written By Bamms Money Malone

Ladies and gentlemen, brace yourselves, 6 Feet Apart from Keg & Lantern Brewing Company – the IPA that's here to remind you that even in the world of craft beer, social distancing is a must. Who needs a beer that's all up in your face when you can have one that respects your boundaries?

6 Feet Apart IPA isn't just a beer; it's a lesson in personal space. With each sip, you can practically feel it maintaining a safe, hoppy distance. Is it refreshing? Probably. Is it bitter? Just enough to keep you at arm's length. Is it necessary? Well, let's just say it's the responsible choice.

So, if you've ever thought, "I want my beer to practice CDC-approved safety measures," 6 Feet Apart IPA is here to ensure that your beer-drinking experience is as socially distant as it gets. Cheers to craft beer for keeping us safe, one sip at a time!

Cheers you, silly Bastards!

Bamms Money Malone

Hailing from the heart of the city where the beats are as hard as the streets, Bamms Money Malone, known in the ring and on the mic as "The Vanilla Gorilla," stands as a towering figure of raw strength and unbridled talent. Born with the name Bamms Money Malone, he swiftly outgrew the bounds of normalcy, forging his own path with the ferocity of a silverback and the swagger of a street-savvy entrepreneur.

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