Timber Ales' Wood working Project Disguised as Beer
In a heroic effort to prove that yes, you can indeed blend anything with beer, Timber Ales presents Blended With Lumber #2, an Imperial Stout that raises the question, “At what point does it stop being beer and start being a carpentry project?” Because why settle for traditional brewing ingredients when there’s perfectly good lumber lying around?
Blended With Lumber #2 isn't just an Imperial Stout; it's a foray into the uncharted territory of beer-brewing-meets-woodshop-class. It’s as if the brewers at Timber Ales, in a moment of divine inspiration (or perhaps a few too many of their own brews), thought, “What this stout needs is a hint of Home Depot!”
Each sip is like taking a walk through an artisanal lumber yard, where the wood chips are malt and the sawdust is hops. It’s perfect for those who enjoy their beer with a side of timber and for anyone who's ever thought, “This beer is good, but what if it was more... planky?”
But let’s not overlook the 'Imperial' part of this stout. In the world of beer, 'imperial' usually means strong flavors, high alcohol content, and a subtle hint of 'we might have gone too far this time.' Blended With Lumber #2 isn’t just a stout; it’s a bold exploration into what happens when you take the term 'wood-aged' a bit too literally.
So here's to Blended With Lumber #2, the beer that’s less about the refined art of brewing and more about answering the question, “What if we just throw some wood in there?” Cheers to Timber Ales, for boldly going where no brewer has gone before, armed with a barrel of stout and a fistful of lumber.
Cheers you, silly Bastards!
