Pipeworks Brewing's Sticky Solution to a Nonexistent Problem
In a bold move that confirms the craft beer industry has officially run out of ideas, Pipeworks Brewing Company presents S'more Money, S'more Problems, an Imperial Stout that tries to solve a problem no one knew existed. Because why drink a regular stout when you can have one that tastes like a campfire treat, minus the actual campfire (and fun)?
S'more Money, S'more Problems isn't just an Imperial Stout; it's a liquid testament to the industry's current obsession with turning every dessert into a beer. It’s as if the brewers at Pipeworks thought, “People like s'mores. People like beer. Let's smash them together and watch the magic (or confusion) happen.”
Each sip of this brew is like a journey through a dessert-themed amusement park, where the rides are all various stages of sugar rush, and the exit is a nebulous concept. It’s perfect for those who like their beer to be a borderline diabetic experience and for anyone who ever thought, “This beer is great, but what it really needs is a marshmallow.”
But let’s not overlook the 'Imperial' aspect. In the world of stouts, 'imperial' is code for 'we added so much stuff to this, we’re not even sure it’s beer anymore.' S'more Money, S'more Problems isn’t just a drink; it’s a dare, a culinary challenge to see how many s'more ingredients can be crammed into a pint before it becomes an actual pastry.
So here's to S'more Money, S'more Problems, the beer that’s less about brewing excellence and more about seeing how far you can stretch the definition of 'stout' before it snaps under the weight of graham crackers and chocolate. Cheers to Pipeworks Brewing Company, for creating a brew that’s part liquid dessert, part existential crisis, and entirely a testament to the ever-blurring line between beer and confectionery.
Cheers you, silly Bastards!
