Old Nation's Hazy Attempt at World Domination, One IPA at a Time
In an era where 'hazy' and 'IPA' are the craft beer industry's favorite buzzwords, Old Nation Brewing Co. boldly throws its hat into the ring with Full Earth, a Hazy Double IPA that promises a global experience but is probably just another cloudy brew in a sea of lookalikes. Because why settle for a regular IPA when you can make it hazy and slap on a name that sounds like an eco-friendly superhero’s catchphrase?
Full Earth isn't just a Double IPA; it's Old Nation's grandiose gesture towards embracing the haze craze. It's as if the brewers decided, “Let’s make something that looks like a foggy morning in London and tastes like we’ve raided a hop farm during a full moon.”
Each sip of this beer is like embarking on a supposedly epic journey around the world, only to find out you're just circling the hop fields. It’s perfect for those who like their IPAs to be as ambiguous as their weekend plans and as predictably hazy as the forecast in San Francisco.
But let’s not forget the 'Double' part of this IPA. In the craft beer world, 'double' is the equivalent of putting on a cape and pretending to be a superhero – it's all about the power, the strength, and the slightly inflated sense of self-importance. Full Earth isn’t just a beer; it’s a hazy, hoppy leap into the unknown, or at least into the very well-trodden territory of the IPA world.
So here's to Full Earth, the beer that’s less about offering a unique drinking experience and more about jumping on the hazy bandwagon with a name that promises the world but delivers the familiar. Cheers to Old Nation Brewing Co., for creating a brew that’s part environmental statement, part hop haze madness, and entirely a nod to the ever-popular IPA trend.
Cheers you, silly Bastards!
