DDH Oxnard New England Hazy IPA: Because Life's Too Short for Transparent Beers.
Hold onto your hops, folks, because DDH Oxnard is here to prove that in the world of craft beer, hazy is the new clear! this New England Hazy IPA is brought to you by Casa Agria Specialty Ales. It's the beer that dares to ask, "Why see through your brew when you can embrace the mysteries of opaqueness?" It’s like the misty dreams of a beer obsessed alchemist.
With 'double dry hopping' (because regular dry hopping was apparently too basic), DDH Oxnard doesn't just toe the line of cloudiness – it pole-vaults over it. Is it hoppy? Well, let's just say it's like sipping on a pine forest. Is it fruity? You'll wonder if a fruit cart exploded in your glass. Is it pretentious? Absolutely, but what did you expect from a beer that flaunts 'double dry hopping' like it's a Ph.D.?
So, if you've ever thought, "I want my beer to be cloudier than a London fog" or "I'd love to drink something that tastes like the entire produce section of a supermarket," DDH Oxnard is here to raise your hazy expectations to a whole new level. Cheers to craft beer for turning 'clear' into a four-letter word, and let's all drink to the foggy, fruity, and fantastically ridiculous world of DDH Oxnard!
Cheers you, silly Bastards!
