Midday Snack: The Pastry Stout That's Here to Ruin Your Diet Plans
Abomination Brewing Company proudly presents the Midday Snack, a beer that takes the whole 'liquid lunch' concept to a whole new level. If you've ever thought, "Eating is overrated; I'd rather drink my dessert," this brew is your spirit animal.
Imagine a beer so loaded with chocolate and peanut butter that it practically begs you to skip the actual meal. It's like a dessert hurricane swept through a brewery and landed in your glass. This Milkshake Pastry Stout isn't just sweet; it's the kind of sweet that could put a candy factory out of business.
But wait, there's more! It's so 'thick' you might want to consider using a fork instead of a straw. And as for the calorie count, let's just say your treadmill is going to give you the silent treatment after this one.
So, if you're ready to indulge in a brew that makes Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory look like a health food store, grab a glass of Midday Snack, because who needs salad when you can have liquid dessert? Cheers to beer that doubles as a sweet tooth's wildest dream!
Cheers you, silly Bastards!
