Muscaria: The Double Dry Hopped DIPA That's Basically a Pine Forest in a Can!

Tox Brewing Co. proudly presents Muscaria, a Double Dry Hopped Double IPA that's so hoppy, you'd think they dumped an entire pine forest into the brew kettle. If you've ever wondered what it's like to chew on a pinecone while juggling oranges, this beer's got you covered.

Double Dry Hopping (DDH for the aficionados) takes the hop game to the next level. It's like they decided that regular hops just weren't cutting it, so they dialed it up to 11. This beer practically screams, 'I dare you to handle this much hoppiness!'

Don't worry about subtle nuances; 'Muscaria' is like a sledgehammer to your taste buds. It's hoppier than a kangaroo on a pogo stick, and it doesn't care who knows it. Craft beer? More like craft madness.

So, if you're ready to take your hop obsession to the next level, 'Muscaria' is your golden ticket. Embrace the ridiculousness, and let this brew transport you to a world where hops rule and subtlety is a foreign concept. Cheers to a hoppy journey that's so intense, it's practically a sport!

Cheers you, silly Bastards!

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