Hop Butcher For The World's Creamy Citrus Circus in a Can

In a valiant effort to combine pretty much everything into a beer, Hop Butcher For The World presents Double Blazed Orange, a Milkshake Double IPA that makes you wonder if the brewers are just spinning a flavor wheel and going with whatever it lands on. Because why have a regular IPA when you can make it double, add some lactose, and then throw in a fruit basket for good measure?

Double Blazed Orange isn't just a Milkshake Double IPA; it’s a full-on flavor fiesta, a hoppy, milky, citrusy jamboree. It’s as if the folks at Hop Butcher looked at conventional brewing and thought, “Let’s turn this up to eleven and break off the knob.”

Each sip is like attending a rave hosted by oranges – vibrant, loud, and slightly disorienting. It’s perfect for those who like their beer to be an all-in-one breakfast, lunch, and questionable dinner choice. It’s not just a beverage; it’s a meal in a glass with a side of existential brewing questions.

But let’s not ignore the 'Double' in this IPA. In the craft beer universe, 'double' is shorthand for 'we liked it so much we doubled it, even the parts that didn’t make sense.' This beer isn’t just crafted; it’s a hoppy, milky, orangey rollercoaster that doesn’t know how to stop.

So here's to Double Blazed Orange, the beer that’s less about traditional beer enjoyment and more about seeing how many buzzwords you can fit into one can. Cheers to Hop Butcher For The World, for boldly going where no brewer has gone before, armed with citrus, lactose, and a fearless disregard for the ordinary.

Cheers you, silly Bastards!

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