Stone Brewing's Fantastical Foray into Brewing Confusion

In a magical world where coffee meets IPA and reason takes a backseat, Stone Brewing, in collaboration with Modern Times Beer, presents Wizards & Gargoyles, a Hazy Coffee IPA that's as perplexing as a sudoku puzzle with half the numbers missing. Because why make a straightforward beer when you can create a genre-bending enigma?

Wizards & Gargoyles isn't just a Hazy Coffee IPA; it’s a brewing cauldron where two unlikely worlds collide. It's as if the brewers, in a caffeine-fueled frenzy, decided to play mad scientist and concoct a potion that defies both logic and tradition.

Each sip of this brew is like attending a fantasy convention where the coffee enthusiasts and hop heads have decided to bury the hatchet and collaborate on a project. The result? A beer that’s half mystical, half practical, and entirely a head-scratcher. It’s perfect for those who like their beverages to be a conversation starter or a mild identity crisis in a glass.

But let's talk about the Wizards & Gargoyles part. In the craft beer naming game, this one's a winner. It suggests a magical realm, possibly a secret society where hops and coffee beans are sacred relics used to conjure up something... well, confusing.

So here’s to Wizards & Gargoyles, the beer that's less about conventional brewing and more about taking a wild, slightly bewildering ride through a hazy, caffeinated dreamscape. Cheers to Stone Brewing and Modern Times Beer, for creating a brew that’s part fantasy epic, part coffee break, and entirely a craft beer rollercoaster.

Cheers you, silly Bastards!

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