For When You Want Dessert, But You're Too Hipster for Cake

Roll out the red carpet for your taste buds and welcome the Batisserie Chocolate & Coconut Macaroon, the beer that’s less "brew" and more "Great British Bake-Off" (Shoutout to the great Mary Berry) in a can. Energy City Brewing has pulled a Willy Wonka on us and whipped up a concoction that's part stout, part confectionery, and entirely audacious.

This Imperial Pastry Stout is for those who take their sugar with a side of alcohol and their desserts poured, not sliced. Ever wondered what happens when you cross a boozy beverage with a bakery? Look no further, because Batisserie Stout is basically a liquid macaroon with a kick, proving once and for all that beer is just bread that believed in miracles.

With more chocolate and coconut than your grandmother's holiday cookies, this stout scoffs at the idea of a beer being merely a beer. Each sip delivers a profile so sweet, it's got Type 2 written all over it. But don't worry, it's wearing the "craft" label, so it's probably healthy, right?

So, forget the pint glass; it's time to dust off those teacups because Energy City Brewing is serving up high tea with a high ABV. Pair it with your best pinky-out posture, and voila, you've got yourself a drinking experience that even your most judgmental beer-geek friends might not totally hate. Cheers to the dessert revolution — because chewing is so last year.

Cheers you, silly Bastards!

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