Members Only: Because Exclusivity Tastes Better When It's Ale
In a craft beer scene awash with brews that sound like a botanic garden checklist or a hoppy horoscope reading, Rare Form Brewing Company rolls out the red carpet with Members Only, a Brown Ale that's as guarded as Fort Knox and twice as serious. Because, let's face it, nothing says 'you've made it' like a beer that practically demands a secret password and a retinal scan before you can take a swig.
This ale is brown, but not just any brown - it's the kind of brown that scoffs at beige and would shudder at taupe. It's an exclusive club where caramel malts mingle with the elite hops, and every bubble is a testament to its own self-importance. It's not just crafted; it's "boardroom brewed" for the discerning few who wear tweed unironically and use "summer" as a verb.
Members Only doesn't just set the bar; it is the bar - the kind of bar where you can't just walk in wearing jeans and a tee. This Brown Ale is a handshake deal in a bottle, an unspoken agreement among the initiated that yes, we are indeed better than those who don’t 'get' the depth of our ale.
But beware, ye of simple tastes, for this isn't a beer for the casual drinker. This is a sipper's brew, one that demands to be pondered over, discussed at length, and maybe even jotted down in your leather-bound journal. It's the liquid embodiment of a wink and a nudge - if you know, you know, and if you don't, well, perhaps stick to something a bit more pedestrian.
So, if you're ready to join the ranks of the beer elite, pop the cap of a Members Only and revel in the exclusivity that only such a Rare Form can offer. Just remember: pinkies out, monocles in, and every sip a silent toast to the gatekeepers of good taste.
Cheers you, silly Bastards!
