Double Paaahked: 902 Brewing's Overzealous Ode to Haze and Excess
902 Brewing throws its hat into the already overflowing ring of Hazy IPAs with Double Paaahked, because the only thing better than a parking violation is doubling it. This isn't just a Double IPA; it's a linguistic puzzle that makes you wonder if the extra 'A's are there to represent the amount of hops they've crammed in or the prolonged scream of your taste buds.
In the grand tradition of craft beers with names that require a pronunciation guide, Double Paaahked is 902 Brewing's answer to the age-old question: "How hazy can a Hazy IPA get before it's just hoppy orange juice?" It's like they looked at the concept of clarity and said, "Nope, not for us."
Each sip of Double Paaahked is like diving headfirst into a fog bank made of hops, fruit, and the tears of traditional beer lovers. It’s for those who believe that a beer isn’t truly great unless it's opaque and leaves you questioning whether you’re drinking a beer or a breakfast smoothie.
But let’s talk about the 'double' part. Because why have a regular amount of alcohol when you can double it and turn your casual drink into a navigational hazard? Double Paaahked doesn't just blur the lines; it parks right on top of them and refuses to move.
So here’s to Double Paaahked, the beer that’s doing its best to ensure that your evening is as hazy as the liquid in your glass. It’s not just a drink; it’s a hop-packed, vowel-stretching, convention-defying experience. Cheers to 902 Brewing, for boldly going where many, many have gone before, but with an extra 'A' for effort.
Cheers you, silly Bastards!
