Omnipollo’s Biblical Brew That’s Parting the Red Sea of IPAs
Get thine chalices ready friends, ye merry drinkers, for a tale of a brew as old as time (or at least as old as the craft beer craze). Omnipollo, in their infinite wisdom, hath bestowed upon us mere mortals the Nebuchadnezzar, an Imperial IPA named after a king, a dream interpreter, and presumably, the inventor of over-hopping.
This isn’t just a beer, it’s a hoppy homage to historical hangovers. The Nebuchadnezzar is a pint-sized monument to mankind’s eternal quest to answer the question, "Can one ever have too many hops?" Spoiler alert: According to Omnipollo, the answer is a resounding "What did you say? I can’t hear you over all these hops."
Brewed in the tradition of beers that believe subtlety is for the weak, the Nebuchadnezzar takes your palate on an exodus through the desert of bitterness, promising a land of milk and honey, but delivering a sandstorm of piny zing that’ll leave you wondering if you just licked a Christmas tree.
But let us not overlook the craftsmanship, for Omnipollo hath mastered the ancient art of turning water, barley, and an entire greenhouse worth of hops into a beverage that could make a hop-head swoon and a novice beer drinker flee in terror. It's not just beer; it’s a conversation piece, one that loudly proclaims, "Yes, I do enjoy the taste of liquid foliage."
In conclusion, the Nebuchadnezzar is for those who want their beer strong, their flavors bold, and their historical references obscure enough to ensure no one at the party knows if they’re drinking a beer or reciting an epic poem.
So gather around, ye lovers of craft, and raise a glass of this regal brew—just make sure to have your wits about you, lest this imperial concoction has you seeing visions and interpreting dreams of your own. Cheers, to the king of IPAs—long may he reign over our refrigerators!
Cheers you, silly Bastards!
