The Double IPA That's Guarding Us From the Scourge of Subtlety
Pull up a bar stool and let's toast to Eternal Vigilance, the beer that dares to ask, "Why have a palate when you can annihilate it?" Ever Grain Brewing Co. has boldly taken up the mantle of crafting a Double IPA so hop-forward, it's basically a rabbit punch to your taste buds.
This concoction is an amber-hued tribute to excess, perfect for those who think 'double' means 'better' and 'IPA' stands for 'Invade Palates Aggressively. The name Eternal Vigilance is fitting because you'll need to keep a constant watch on your senses. One moment you're savoring, the next you're wondering if your tongue signed a DNR.
But let's not forget the noble intent behind this hoppy behemoth. It's not just beer; it's a testament to the enduring spirit of American brewing—where 'more' is always 'more,' and 'too much' is a challenge rather than a caution. It's a beer that doesn't just walk into a room; it kicks down the door and announces its ABV with the subtlety of a fireworks display in a library.
So, if you're the kind of person who likes their beer to scream "HOPS!" loud enough to wake the founding fathers, Eternal Vigilance is your battle cry in a bottle. Don't just drink it; brace for it. And remember, in the world of craft beer, if you’re not going overboard, you’re just not trying hard enough. Raise your glass to Ever Grain, the brewers who make sure your beer is never half-empty or half-full, but just full-on. Always.
Cheers you, silly Bastards!
