King of Everything: Tripping Animals' Bold Claim in a Can
Ladies, gentlemen, and beer connoisseurs who still remember what water tastes like, let's give a slow clap for Tripping Animals Brewing Co. and their latest creation: King of Everything. It’s a Triple New England IPA because apparently, double just wasn’t enough. In the arms race of hops and haziness, they've decided to launch the beer equivalent of a moon landing.
King of Everything – the name alone is like a challenge to beer drinkers everywhere. It dares you to question whether you’ve ever truly tasted an IPA before. It's like the brewery looked at the IPA landscape and proclaimed, “Hold my beer – actually, hold all three of my beers – and watch this.”
This beer is the liquid embodiment of excess. It's not just hazy; it's like peering through the morning fog after forgetting your glasses at home. And the hops? So many hops. Hops upon hops, like a rabbit convention. It’s as if they decided to create a beer that could single-handedly sustain the hop industry.
But let’s talk about the 'Triple' part. Tripping Animals wasn’t content with a mere single or double IPA. No, they bravely ventured into the realm of 'triple,' where the beer is so potent, you can almost hear your liver gently weeping in the background.
King of Everything isn’t just a beer. It’s a statement. A statement that says, “We heard you liked IPAs, so we put an IPA in your IPA so you can hop while you hop.” It’s for those who believe that when it comes to beer, more is more, and then some more on top of that.
So, hats off to you, Tripping Animals Brewing Co. You’ve created the King Kong of IPAs, a behemoth that makes other beers look like mere court jesters. Here’s to the King of Everything – long may it reign over our taste buds and our increasingly hazy beer memories.
Cheers you, silly Bastards!
