Westbrook Brewing Thinks Your Beer Should Be a Dessert Buffet
Westbrook Brewing Co., in their never-ending quest to make sure beer purists everywhere are perpetually uncomfortable, presents Adjunct Assault II. It’s not just an Imperial Double Pastry Stout; it’s a full-fledged, no-holds-barred attack on the very concept of moderation.
This beer asks a very simple, yet profound question: "Why have a beer that tastes like beer when you can have one that tastes like every dessert item you were denied as a child?" It's as if the brewmaster stood in front of a smorgasbord of pastries and whispered, "I want all of these, but in liquid form and with alcohol."
Adjunct Assault II is what happens when a stout decides it's not satisfied with being rich and decadent. It needs to be richer. Decadenter (that’s a word now, right?). It's the Willy Wonka of beers, minus the life lessons and with a lot more ABV. Each sip is like a belly dive into a pool of chocolate, vanilla, and whatever else they found lying around the brewery that day.
And let's talk about the name. Adjunct Assault. It’s not just a title; it’s a warning label. This is not a beer for the faint of heart or the weak of liver. It's for those who like their brews heavy, their sugar content high, and their calorie count higher.
So, if you’re the kind of person who thinks, “I love beer, but I also love cake, and I can’t decide which one to consume,” fret no more! Westbrook Brewing has made the decision for you. Adjunct Assault II is here, and it's bringing the bake sale to your beer glass. Cheers to dessert disguised as a stout!
Cheers you, silly Bastards!
